What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

How did your marriage end?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.